Good thing the Church is used to protecting rapists. I mean, really, who else thinks about rapists' rights? If it weren't for the Catholic Church, rapists would truly have nowhere to go. For example, if left to the American public, most victims of rape would be taken to an emergency room and offered pregnancy prevention after a sexual attack. But what about the rapist's right to impregnate his victim? Alone the Church works to protect the rapists' rights to become fathers. Pennsylvania rapists in particular should be grateful that the Pennsylvania Catholic Conference is out there lobbying on their behalf. The legislature is considering an "extreme" bill that would guarantee pregnancy prevention to women who are raped. The courageous Church says, Not at our hospitals! If the Catholic conference succeeds in defeating this bill, then women will be taken to whichever hospital an ambulance driver favors (or is near). And if it happens to be a Catholic hospital, then no EC. (A rape victim can ask to be taken to a specific hospital if, deep in her trauma, she actually knows one.) So, if you're a Pennsylvania rapist, call the Pennsylvania Catholic Conference today at 717-238-9613. Thank them for looking out for YOU!